But I still have no idea who he is…
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I stole this from the homie Richie Cunningham’s timeline, and at first I assumed it was some kind of spoof business. But then again, those tricks looked half… er, tricky. Turns out its not a piss take in the slightest, and its all very 100%. Why the fuck anyone would want to try, let alone get good at this is way beyond my powers of comprehension. I’m more of a fan of the exhausted sofa slouch, or the inebriated slip down five stairs and try to unsuccessfully style it out manoeuvre. Sheesh.

Can’t stop laughing at this poor fool. No wonder people get black eyes when their car airbag goes off. It must be like getting punched by David Haye.
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Hip Hop is for the kids, yo! Harry needs to get some better beats though, for sure…
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I’ve been trying to work out if this video is fake somehow, but for the life of me, I can’t see any way how it could be. In other words, this dog really can rock a baby scratch on beat. Insane.
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Caught this on my man Rizzle’s (@RizzleKicks) feed this morning. Hopefully this won’t spark a load of copycatdex attacks.
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