Moody money grabbing treacherous little shit. I’m sure Mr El-Abd will have a nice present for you when we play you at Selhurst/The Amex next season.
• Koaste
Archive for the ‘Chump Of The Week’ Category
Chump of the Week #3: See You Next Season Glenn. We’ll Be Ready.
May 25, 2011Chump Of The Week #2
September 10, 2010
The 273′s second-ever ‘Chump Of The Week’ is a clearly disturbed, deeply religious psycho (is there any other kind?) armed only with a subscription to Amazon, a box of matches and an ever-familiar axe to grind. The attention-seeking pastoral namesake of Monty Python’s Terry Jones has given me the chance to flex my clearly limited Photoshop skillz once again by stamping his probably un-laced holy shoes in a bizarre religious tantrum like some crazed hybrid of Jimmy Swaggart and Father Jack. We can thank the combined idiocy of the worldwide media for bringing him to our attentions: He had a flock of about 30 bewildered farmer-boys hanging on his every grunt up until now but we can be sure he’ll have a cable TV show, a Christmas single and non-flammable autobiography in the pipeline before the end of the year/impending apocalypse.
• blackbeltjonez
Oh my days. Seriously?
May 11, 2010Caught this on some TV clips show the other night, and managed to track down the full video to post up on here. Having spent a year living over in Australia, I’ve been only too aware that SOME people over that side of the world really have a hard time understanding how their actions can be misinterpreted by the majority of us with even a slight amount of common sense, but this takes things to new depths.
Protesting against a day celebrating the hoodie – every head’s favourite item of clothing – a councillor in New Zealand decided to take a stand by turning up to work in, wait for it… a Klu Klux Klan outfit. I can’t even comprehend why someone would decide to do this, and listening to councillor Dale Evans, I’m not even sure he’s completely able to explain why he did it. And if thats not enough, just wait for the jaw dropping plot twist at 3:00 minutes into the video.
“some people will look at you now… they’ll be looking at you on television now, and they’ll be thinking… you’re a nutter.”
Oh, and here’s one of the other clips. This was on Australian TV last year. While I was out there. I mean, how does this shit still get past the censors? Straight ridiculous.
Chump Of The Week #1
May 8, 2010
Our first ever Chump Of The Week is everybody’s favourite mockney sparrah Danny Dyer. His chump status is assured after he got himself sacked from his agony uncle role in the tit-rag that is Zoo Magazine after recommending the best way to stop someone fancying your ex is to cut her face a little. Sage advice indeed but probably a bit savage. In fact we’d go so far as to say ‘pwopa norty’.
