Chump Of The Week #2September 10, 2010
The 273′s second-ever ‘Chump Of The Week’ is a clearly disturbed, deeply religious psycho (is there any other kind?) armed only with a subscription to Amazon, a box of matches and an ever-familiar axe to grind. The attention-seeking pastoral namesake of Monty Python’s Terry Jones has given me the chance to flex my clearly limited Photoshop skillz once again by stamping his probably un-laced holy shoes in a bizarre religious tantrum like some crazed hybrid of Jimmy Swaggart and Father Jack. We can thank the combined idiocy of the worldwide media for bringing him to our attentions: He had a flock of about 30 bewildered farmer-boys hanging on his every grunt up until now but we can be sure he’ll have a cable TV show, a Christmas single and non-flammable autobiography in the pipeline before the end of the year/impending apocalypse.